Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
my shit smells like andre
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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