Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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