singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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