chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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