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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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