I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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