Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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