six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Actions speak louder than pants.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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