please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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