Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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