thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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