if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Randomize
