these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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