Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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