That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just cut my nipple shaving
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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