you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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