I'm lost and stupid without you.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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