I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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