One girl and one boy is just not enough.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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