I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
its not stalking. its research.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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