I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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