found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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