i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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