Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just had sex bonerless
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
