I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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