Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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