why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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