i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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