what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Randomize
