gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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