I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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