Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize
