can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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