Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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