Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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