He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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