My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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