So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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