can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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