with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
So squirting runs in the family.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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