office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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