So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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