I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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