Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Randomize
