I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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