what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
im calling her cock vulture from now on
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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