Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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