did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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