she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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