Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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